• Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist

coltre:

I love that feeling I get when it’s about to rain and the wind is rising and there’s some sort of peace in that. I swear I can hear the plants whispering

(via oylmpians)

just-shower-thoughts:

Rosa Parks was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. Players are not protesting the anthem, they’re protesting the injustice.

jumpingjacktrash:
“ adigitalmagician:
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“ huffylemon:
“ pleatedjeans:
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“he gave me bacon”
“i love bacon”
“i love him” ”
My mum always says “sometimes you don’t adopt a cat. sometimes a cat adopts you”...

turing-tested:

mollycolliex:

turing-tested:

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

(via zackisontumblr)

if you’re waiting for me to take a hint

moonlandingwasfaked:

it won’t work.
consider the following: i’m a dumbass

(via captainmarvehl)

sapphoau:

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

(Source: taurusfem, via poets-and-pornstars)

THEME.